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Boston and the Democrats: A Preview - By Stewart MacMillan

July 26, 2004

It is Monday the 26th of July, 2004, and that means the Democratic National Committee is convening in the belly of the liberal beast, Boston Mass. Ahhh Boston. The city that sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees is now hosting a gathering meant to sell America John Kerry. The soon to be anointed candidate has spent many photo-op sessions in various sports uniforms the past 6 months, but that is where the comparisons with the Babe end.

The Democrats have the convention well planned down to the last second. There will be plenty of preening to the far left base during non-primetime TV coverage, and lots of emotional and stirring "Kerry as optimist" marketing during primetime. Here is a day-by-day breakdown:


Monday
Al Gore gets the podium early. Democrat strategists have wisely put him up front, well before any TV coverage. They need to include him because he has a following of some sort, and he serves to fire up the fringe "Michael Moore" left. He'll be screaming in his now usual unhinged manner about how George Bush stole the 2000 election. Really exciting stuff. But good for the nutball left, which has increasing influence in the democrat party.

After Al's rant we get primetime coverage of Bill and Hillary Clinton, speaking separately (naturally), and blandly, about how they really like John Kerry. Neither wants Kerry elected, or to be associated with John Kerry in any way, so no doubt both Bill and Hill will suck as much oxygen out of the convention as possible and pump it into the Clinton hot air balloon.


Tuesday
You will have to watch C-SPAN to catch the early attack speech by that paragon of character Ted Kennedy - a man who once left a woman to sink at Chappaquiddick and who now happily swims in the pockets of teachers unions. Once again the strategy is the same: put the wacky attack dog on early when the cameras are not rolling.

The featured speaker Tuesday will be Teresa Heinz Kerry, the billionaire ketchup heiress. This speech will get primetime coverage so she will likely be sober. Teresa will read a lengthy speech about the positive nature of her extremely negative husband. Given her "unpredictability", this could be the one to actually watch.


Wednesday
Finally! We get the smiling trial lawyer John Edwards to blow some sunshine up our asses. This guy is great. He has had one job in the Senate: to block any kind of tort reform, smile, and toss his hair back. Democrats predictably love him. This guy is probably more corrupt than Ted Kennedy but he is "likeable", and that is what Kerry needs. Edwards strikes me as a perfect contrast between the political parties in America today. Dick Cheney was hired for his brain. John Edwards was hired for his hair.


Thursday
Sound the trumpets! On this day we get, in all his resplendent glory, John Kerry, Vietnam war hero. Trust me - taking the stage will be a parade of Vietnam vets to sell Kerry as a war hero, war hero, war hero… you get it. By the way, did you know that John Kerry served in Vietnam? This is, of course, meant to redirect focus from his record as an anti-war, opportunistic Nut. Kerry will deliver a well-written, carefully scripted speech and his hair will be perfect, which will inspire emotional democrats on both coasts.


In Conclusion
Kerry's move is to the center now. He used the far left rhetoric earlier to raise money to great success. Now he has to find some votes amongst sane democrats. Michael Moore will be nowhere to be found. But the insane left has to be placated, hence the speeches by Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, and other "early" speakers each day. The democrat's goal is to find some desperately needed votes in the middle without pushing the wacko fringe to Bete Noir Ralph Nader. The next four days will tell if they can pull that rabbit out of their hat.

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Stewart MacMillan is pseudonym for a friend who wished to remain anonymous at this time. Or until he runs out of bribe money, which ever comes first.